'Sports Car' dance

Heid Klum Stuns in Nude Bikini, Leaves Little to the Imagination [WATCH]

'Clearly you love sex'

Sabrina Carpenter Gets Naked Ahead of Her “Man’s Best Friend’ Album [WATCH]

Surprising

Michelle Obama Reveals the Celebrity Couple She Sees as Her Marriage ‘Mentors’ Amidst Rumors She’s Divorcing

'child molesters'

Kim Kardashian Speaks Out On the L.A. ICE Raids, Immediately Gets Obliterated by DHS [WATCH]

'Love & Mercy'

Legendary Beach Boys Co-Founder Brian Wilson Dies at 82 [WATCH]

World Changer

Hamas Agrees to Unconditional Surrender if Europe Takes Greta Thunberg Back [SATIRE]

Ouch!

Fans Shocked as Katy Perry Stops Concert After She’s Ambushed by Deranged Fan Onstage [WATCH]

'outrun you''

JD Vance and DHS Respond Hilariously to Immigration Confession from Trump/Vance-Hating Fashion Influencer