Copycat Kamala

Kamala Jumps Into Midterms and Gets Torched for Recycling Trump’s Rallying Cry [WATCH]

Monopoly Busted

Trump Makes Major Move to Help American Farmers and Ranchers Smash Big Meat Monopoly [WATCH]

Loomered

ICE Takes Milo Yiannopoulos Into Custody as Laura Loomer Claims Credit [WATCH]

Tribute Trouble

Garth Brooks’ Daughter Ripped Over Dolly Parton Tribute: ‘An Utterly Ridiculous Comment to Make’

Stellar Honor

Donald Trump Honors Artemis II Crew, Announces Plans for New U.S. Space Academy [WATCH]

August Audacity

Sophie Cunningham Gets Cheeky as Dolly Parton Tributes Roll on, Dolphins Fans Brace for Tua, Dunkin Serves August Disrespect [WATCH]

Class Dismissed

Scott Bessent Torches Elizabeth Warren, Offers Her Foreign Exchange for Dummies Tutorial [WATCH]

Cake Tease

Sydney Sweeney Has Her Birthday Cake and Eats It Too in Syrn Lingerie [WATCH]