Off the Table

Knots Landing’s Donna Mills, 85, Flatly Refuses One Odd Fan Request on OnlyFans [WATCH]

Power Pair

Tom Brady Reportedly Dating Supermodel Candice Swanepoel in Stunning New Romance

Budget Madness

Joe Rogan Stuns Guest with Mamdani Budget Comparison to All of Florida [WATCH]

Pen Ready

Trump Predicts GOP Midterm Triumph, Reveals Backup Plan if They Don’t [WATCH]

Label Fatigue

David Spade and Dana Carvey Blast Hollywood’s Race and Gender Obsession [WATCH]

Freight Alarm

Alarming Trucking Fraud Web Puts Small Town Ohio Mosque Under Scrutiny [WATCH]

Commie Menace

War Department Crushes CCP Tied Confucius Institute Security Threats [WATCH]

Oat Inferno

Iowa Quaker Oats Plant Erupts Into Massive Fireball After Apparent Explosion [WATCH]