Poor Democrats. They see racism in everything at all times. They probably see it in their lunch. Someone should probably sit down with them and ask, “Do you see racism in the room with you right now? Do you need a security blanket, a pacifier? Oh dear, you’ve wet yourself.” Gregg Gutfeld elaborates.

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Gutfeld: So, is it time to declare this national experiment over? The one where we handed America over to a guy who gets lost on the way from the toilet to the sink. There’s not a single optimistic photo of Joe Biden that we can find. It’s all like he’s got a migraine and so do we.

Let’s assess the mess. Right now, we see plunging enrollment in public schools, even the ones where hot teachers bang the male students. People are leaving the hellish prisons faster than felons leaving actual prisons in California. Gas is climbing to ten bucks a gallon. They’re talking about rationing. If Biden were any farther back into the 1970s, he’d be peeing down the leg of his bellbottoms. The only formula for babies that the Dems can find is abortion. Which is a shame, because now even men can get pregnant.

MR. BISHOP: “What do you say a woman is?

AIME ARRAMBIDE: I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.

DAN BISHOP: Do you believe, then, that men can become pregnant and have abortions?

AIME ARRAMBIDE: Yes.” She’s nuts. She’s got crazy, crazy eyes. Well, that’s going to ruin the NFL. Sorry, Tom Brady’s day-to-day with morning sickness.

So as our education system implodes, teachers are sent to sex fetish conferences. I could just see a math teacher teaching kids how to count to 20 while he sucks on his life partners toes to do so. It’s real.

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This is as kids experienced the highest rates of mental illness on record. Only to be taught by their teachers. Funny how being masked in lockdown will do that to a young person. Just ask the Jehovah Witness tied up in my basement.

Meanwhile, panicked Dems demand investigations into domestic terror as their Disinformation Board implodes faster than a Chris Wallace talk show.

As this goes on, Netflix scraps all its woke programing. The world’s richest man, once a diehard Democrat, now says he’s voting Republican. Hell at this point, George Soros must be having second thoughts.

Interestingly, the public seems immune to the Democrats ginning up anti-Republican rage. And poor Antifa. Fuel prices are so high, instead of Molotov cocktails, writers have to throw Shirley Temples.

So what’s going on here? Are we realizing that s*** right anymore? Are we waking up? And is this the true definition of being woke? Makes sense. We let the lunatics take over the asylum, and now the streets look like mental hospitals minus the indoor plumbing.

Smash and grabs continue unabated. Drugstores shut down as the street drug trade ramps up. That includes fentanyl and the Pepcid they stole from Walgreens. I’m surprised they’re not honoring coupons. Gang crime turned sections of major cities into no-go territories and the street poopers, they go anywhere they want to go.

And our government, well, they believe the answer is investigating you with the FBI — meaning “full blown idiots.” Are you a school board terrorist or a pronoun abuser? Did you dare ask why that blue hair teacher had the Communist Manifesto in one hand and a sex toy in the other? And what do either of those have to do with third grade math? And they claim we all follow the replacement theory, but only the left seems to know what that is. And why? Well, they wanted the votes, but they also want cheap labor, just like they did back in the 1850s.

Anyway, I list all this stuff because something’s happening. I call it the Great Awakening. The public’s waking up because unlike the media, you exist in the real world. You make a living in the real world and face challenges every day in the real world.

So, when the public looks at a problem, it’s with a mental dashboard and we see the red engine light flashing. It tells us that more criminals and fewer cops equal a crime wave. That math so simple, only a socialist could **** it up.

We see the wokeism, the indoctrination, the moves against free speech. We could see it because we have the tools to see it. The Dems can’t see it because they have only one filter and of course that’s race.

So when crime goes up, they blame racism. Kids get lousy educations. They blame racism. When a billionaire buys Twitter, hell, he must be racist. When their bread goes stale, racism. When they get a flat, racism.