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Disney Dream Turns Into A Nightmare

You can't tell Mickey from Minnie anymore.

The place where millions of Americans once enjoyed vacation has morphed into a woke concentration camp that only appeals to the most twisted amongst us. Gregg Gutfeld is horrified and amused.

Gutfeld: So how do you know when you’re living in a delusion? I mean, other than Joe Biden thinking he’s president. I mean, when people suddenly believe something is happening when it really isn’t, and then they come after you if you refuse to play along.

The Left in this country right now is like that mentally ill homeless guy screaming at someone on the sidewalk, but there’s actually nobody there. But if you tell him nobody is there, he’ll attack you for pointing out the reality of the situation.

But with our media, such delusions are rewarded with attention and therefore incentivized. The latest delusion? That Florida’s parental rights bill is an attack on gay and trans people, and that somehow, merely stating the distinction between male and female is an affront to them. But sorry, Disney. According to my data, 99.9% of gay and trans aren’t offended by the terms boys and girls. Where did I get that statistic? Where I get all of my biology stats — the steam room at the 92 Street Y.

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But sadly, all you need are a few unhinged voices and control of the blow horn — and by blow horn, I mean the mainstream and social media. Social media is now the vehicle for delusional contagions, where attention-starved activists deem words like boys and girls harmful. Sorry, these people are full of more —- than a cage full of chimps with lactose intolerance. And I know that.

But like the bubonic plague, it’s a rodent spreading the problem. Take it away, home of Mickey Mouse. DISNEY TRAINING: Last summer, we removed all of the gendered greetings in relationship to our life skills, so we no longer say, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” We provided training for all of our, our cast members and in relationship to that, so now they know it’s, “Hello everyone,” or, “Hello, friends.”

We are in the process of changing over those recorded messages, and so many of you are probably familiar with when we brought the fireworks back to the Magic Kingdom. We no longer say, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” We say, “Dreamers of all ages.”

Dreamers? How can you dream when you’re woke? Disney once knew the importance of understanding your audience. Now they don’t even like their audience. It all sounds like Disney is welcoming everyone with a no-girls-allowed sign. Did their customers ask for it? No, it’s just a corporation terrified of being un-woke. Most families aren’t up to speed with this crap.

And why? Because they’re too busy working two jobs so they can put food on the table for their kids, and maybe one week a year, take them to your stupid theme park and drop a couple grand watching a pantless duck speak gibberish. Watch out, waste management: Disney’s been making family entertainment for 99 years, but now they’re switching to garbage.

David Kamioner
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David Kamioner is a veteran of U.S. Army Intelligence and an honors graduate of the University of Maryland's European Division. He also served with the Pershing Nuclear Brigade and the First Infantry Division. Subsequent to that he worked for two decades as a political consultant, was part of the American Red Cross Hurricane Katrina disaster relief effort in Louisiana, ran a homeless shelter for veterans in Philadelphia, and taught as a college instructor. He serves as a Contributing Editor for LifeZette.

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Stephen Russell
Stephen Russell
1 month ago

Wont be experiencing Avengers Campus anytime soon

Ros Feldman
Ros Feldman
1 month ago

I think Disney has shot themselves in the foot!

Glenn Lego
Glenn Lego
1 month ago

How do I get my 6 year old granddaughter to not want to watch Disney anymore? HELP!

CITIZEN
CITIZEN
1 month ago

Some of us knew all this back in the 60’s when we said: “california, where ther women are women and some of the men are too.” Actually, we need to update this to say that some of the women are men too.

Glenn Lego
Glenn Lego
1 month ago
Reply to  CITIZEN

The song by the Kinks “Lola” I’m glad I’m a man and so’s Lola”

Christopher Tabin
Christopher Tabin
1 month ago

Fuck Disney and the people who work there! They need to have molotov cocktails thrown outside their building!