The place where millions of Americans once enjoyed vacation has morphed into a woke concentration camp that only appeals to the most twisted amongst us. Gregg Gutfeld is horrified and amused.

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Gutfeld: So how do you know when you’re living in a delusion? I mean, other than Joe Biden thinking he’s president. I mean, when people suddenly believe something is happening when it really isn’t, and then they come after you if you refuse to play along.

The Left in this country right now is like that mentally ill homeless guy screaming at someone on the sidewalk, but there’s actually nobody there. But if you tell him nobody is there, he’ll attack you for pointing out the reality of the situation.

But with our media, such delusions are rewarded with attention and therefore incentivized. The latest delusion? That Florida’s parental rights bill is an attack on gay and trans people, and that somehow, merely stating the distinction between male and female is an affront to them. But sorry, Disney. According to my data, 99.9% of gay and trans aren’t offended by the terms boys and girls. Where did I get that statistic? Where I get all of my biology stats — the steam room at the 92 Street Y.

But sadly, all you need are a few unhinged voices and control of the blow horn — and by blow horn, I mean the mainstream and social media. Social media is now the vehicle for delusional contagions, where attention-starved activists deem words like boys and girls harmful. Sorry, these people are full of more —- than a cage full of chimps with lactose intolerance. And I know that.

But like the bubonic plague, it’s a rodent spreading the problem. Take it away, home of Mickey Mouse. DISNEY TRAINING: Last summer, we removed all of the gendered greetings in relationship to our life skills, so we no longer say, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” We provided training for all of our, our cast members and in relationship to that, so now they know it’s, “Hello everyone,” or, “Hello, friends.”

We are in the process of changing over those recorded messages, and so many of you are probably familiar with when we brought the fireworks back to the Magic Kingdom. We no longer say, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” We say, “Dreamers of all ages.”

Dreamers? How can you dream when you’re woke? Disney once knew the importance of understanding your audience. Now they don’t even like their audience. It all sounds like Disney is welcoming everyone with a no-girls-allowed sign. Did their customers ask for it? No, it’s just a corporation terrified of being un-woke. Most families aren’t up to speed with this crap.

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And why? Because they’re too busy working two jobs so they can put food on the table for their kids, and maybe one week a year, take them to your stupid theme park and drop a couple grand watching a pantless duck speak gibberish. Watch out, waste management: Disney’s been making family entertainment for 99 years, but now they’re switching to garbage.