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Replace Mitch McConnell With Kennedy Of Louisiana?

Interesting proposition.

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Senator John Kennedy, Republican of Louisiana, is pure gold. He’s the best quote machine in the Senate. But he doesn’t have the legislative chops that Mitch McConnell does. Maybe McConnell can hand the public duties to Kennedy and he can still privately run the caucus. Seems like the best of both worlds. Deroy Murdock chimes in.

Murdock: Scientists have yet to create a perpetual-motion machine. However, the perpetual-quotation machine has been invented and is functioning beautifully. His name is U.S. Senator John Kennedy.

The Louisiana Republican is one of America’s most dependable journalistic resources. When a columnist or broadcaster requires a colorful and droll observation on current events, Kennedy delivers more swiftly than FedEx.

“I needed a quote for my story,” a congressional correspondent recalled in BuzzFeed. “And what do you know? I put a nickel in John Kennedy and a quote came out.” His homespun remarks, conveyed in a Southern drawl, generated a quiz called, “Who said it: Sen. John Kennedy or Foghorn Leghorn?”

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Kennedy once said the Senate “is like high school, but nobody ever graduates.” He described a superficial “fix” to ObamaCare as “putting paint on rotting wood.” He is no fan of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. He said about the California Democrat: “I don’t mean any disrespect, but it must suck to be that dumb.”

“Putin is a wolf,” Kennedy told Fox News Channel’s Sean Hannity Tuesday night. “I think he thinks President Biden is a sheep in sheep’s clothing.” Kennedy spoke with Fox’s Maria Bartiromo on Sunday in a combination interview and stand-up comedy routine.

Referring to the Build Back Better Act, Biden’s $2.4 trillion to $4.8 trillion gateway drug to American socialism, Kennedy said, “The only way I know how to improve that is with a shredder. It’s going to fuel inflation. When a Hot Pocket costs you $10, remember, we’re building back better.” Kennedy dismissed Biden’s $1.2 trillion “fake infrastructure bill” as “craptastic.” Kennedy explained: “I didn’t vote for the infrastructure bill because only 23 percent of it went to infrastructure. And I wasn’t going to spend taxpayer money to buy a car to get the cupholders.”

Kennedy strongly challenged Saule Omarova, Biden’s Kazakh-born, Soviet-educated, neo-Leninist, and now-withdrawn nominee for Comptroller of the Currency. As she faced confirmation before the Senate Banking Committee, Kennedy grilled this Cornell Law School faculty member:

“In 2020, you wrote another paper called ‘The Climate Case for a National Investment Authority,’ where you said: ‘What we need to do to the oil and gas industry is have the federal government bankrupt them, so we can tackle climate change.’… I don’t know whether to call you professor or comrade.”

Kennedy chided Biden for naming a slew of other far-Left fanatics to federal agencies, such as First Amendment foe Gigi Sohn, now under scrutiny for a seat on the Federal Communications Commission. “I think they are one of the reasons that President Biden’s poll numbers are on a journey to the center of the Earth,” Kennedy quipped. “‘Be yourself’ is the worst advice you can give some people. And so many of President Biden’s nominees are just barking mad.” Kennedy described Biden’s picks as “crypto-socialists.” He added: “They’re fanatical. I mean, if you ask them to consider another point of view, their neck veins bulge, and they call you a Nazi or a racist. We try to question them in committee. But they don’t answer the questions. They just refer you — excuse my language — they just refer you to bullshit.com.”

…For his next act of defiance, Kennedy should topple the exhausted chairman of the Senate Cave-in Caucus, Kentucky Republican Mitch McConnell (ACU 87; CFG 74). In yet another milquetoast milestone, the Senate’s Republican “leader” swallowed Democrats’ pending-default lies, and agreed this week to help Democrats raise the federal debt ceiling…Seeing Senator John Kennedy stand tall in McConnell’s wobbly shoes would give conservatives the last laugh.

David Kamioner
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David Kamioner is a veteran of U.S. Army Intelligence and an honors graduate of the University of Maryland's European Division. He also served with the Pershing Nuclear Brigade and the First Infantry Division. Subsequent to that he worked for two decades as a political consultant, was part of the American Red Cross Hurricane Katrina disaster relief effort in Louisiana, ran a homeless shelter for veterans in Philadelphia, and taught as a college instructor. He serves as a Contributing Editor for LifeZette.

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Bradley Sanford
Bradley Sanford
8 months ago

I would love to see Senator Kenndy at the helm. A true American Patriot that really does fight every day for his home state of LA. and as well as the rest of the nation. Dump that vindictive prick McConnell, A left of center Rhino that really needs to go.

Suzy
Suzy
8 months ago

I am from Louisiana. We love Senator Kennedy.

Allen
Allen
8 months ago

This is a fantastic suggestion. We can go from a no star minority leader to a four star man. There are a lot of RINOs, but I think we could pull it off, it’s certainly worth a try.

Stephen Russell
Stephen Russell
8 months ago

Yes hes in charge, Mitch isnt it needed for nxt year alone

Prorkba
Prorkba
8 months ago

Poll: “Are you embarrassed that Joe Biden is our “president”? [sic]”

Biden lost the election, he IS NOT THE PRESIDENT!

Greenman21
Greenman21
8 months ago

Slo-Joes’ Poll Numbers are way past the Center of the Earth – they’re out the other side and heading for Deep Space. I strongly urge Slo-Joe to follow them – for the sake of the entire worlds’ population.

Rudy
Rudy
8 months ago

Mitch should be ditched. He should’ve lost last election. He’s done nothing for the American people since then. Sellout!

Gearmode
Gearmode
8 months ago

Can’t do much worse than McTurtle.

Terrell Williams
Terrell Williams
8 months ago

NO NO NO NO

NOT ANOTHER LAWYER

Jeff
Jeff
8 months ago

Kennedy is a pos too.

JerryDV
JerryDV
8 months ago

Mitch is really Biden in a Mitch costume. Too many “career politicians”, desperately need term limits for Congress.

Gary Basinger
Gary Basinger
8 months ago

Get rid of Mitch. Kennedy would be great.