Florida Woman Arrested For Breaking Into House, Stripping Naked, And Grinding On Homeowners

Florida woman tried to one up the infamous 'Florida Man'

No matter where you might live in America, everyone has heard some story of the elusive Florida man.

While every state has strange occurrences and weird strangers, Florida appears to be a hotbed for the unusual.

But although Florida man has become somewhat of a pillar in the state, apparently, Florida woman is taking her chance to upstage the state with a whole new level of strange. 

Taking place in Dunnellon, a Florida woman decided to walk into a house that she didn’t own, strip off all her clothes, and begin sitting and grabbing complete strangers. According to reports, Citrus County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home on November 21 when the unknown woman trespassed on the property. 

The woman in question is 35-year-old Heather Cruz, who just so happened to be sitting stark naked on the porch when police officers arrived.

While a whole new level of weird, apparently, Cruz didn’t just walk up to the house. She drove her car there before entering the house through a side door on the garage. That is when the homeowners were stunned as she started to strip off all her clothes and grab people. 

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Despite the homeowners advising her to stop, Cruz continued to grind on them, even grabbing their genitals. The whole time, the homeowners reported the woman kept saying, “You like it!”

Although Cruz was waiting on the police when they arrived, she reportedly fought with officers as they tried to put clothes on her. After several minutes, the officers were able to put Cruz in handcuffs safely. 

But even while confined, Cruz continued to attack the officers, even kicking one of them in the chest as they tried to close the door to the patrol car. 

Additional officers were called as Cruz would ultimately be moved to another vehicle, where she yet again kicked another officer. 

Being booked at the Citrus County Detention facility, Cruz faces three counts of battery, burglary with battery, two counts of battery against law enforcement, and exposure of sexual organs. Her bond was set at $48,000. 

This piece was written by Jeremy Porter on November 29, 2021. It originally appeared in RedVoiceMedia.com and is used by permission.

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William Martin
William Martin
1 month ago

This is very curious. Although I reside in Brazil, I’m from Citrus County and Dunnellon is in Marion County. Also, that city always had a police force. Is “Cruz” an illegal?

1 month ago

I Googled her name.

Stephen Russell
Stephen Russell
1 month ago

Wow FL is radical must be the heat ( was there in May 2019 for cruise)