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FNC: “Prince Harry is speaking out about the deep-rooted issues he has with his father, Prince Charles. Just two months after the 36-year-old duke confirmed his strained relationship with his dad in a bombshell interview with Oprah Winfrey in March, Harry is revealing more about his upbringing in the British royal family and the way his father failed as a parent in his new mental health-focused docuseries, ‘The Me You Can’t See.’

“The series dropped on AppleTV+ on Friday and shows Harry on camera discussing the trauma he dealt with at an early age following the 1997 death of his mother, Princess Diana. Amid the media scrutiny and being ‘chased’ by paparazzi as a child, Harry casts blame at the Prince of Wales for doing little to protect him and his brother, Prince William.”

“My father used to say to me when I was younger … ‘Well, it was like that for me, so it’s going to be like that for you,’” the addled prince told Winfrey. “Just because you suffered, that doesn’t mean that your kids have to suffer, in fact, quite the opposite. If you suffered, do everything you can to make sure that whatever negative experiences that you had, you can make it right for your kids,” Meghan Markle’s chatty husband added.

“Isn’t this all about breaking the cycle?’” he continued. “Isn’t this all about making sure that history doesn’t repeat itself?”

And of his move to the Socialist Republic of California? “Eventually when I made that decision for my family, I was still told, ‘You can’t do this,’” Harry recalled. “And it’s like, ‘Well, how bad does it have to get until I am allowed to do this?’ She [Markle] was going to end her life. It shouldn’t have to get to that.”

“She was completely sane, yet at the quiet of night, these thoughts work her up,” Harry said. “The thing that stopped her from seeing it through was how unfair it would be on me after everything that had happened to my mum and to now to be put in a position of losing another woman in my life — with a baby inside of her, our baby.” Oh please. He gets an 11 on the 1 to 10 Maudlin Meter.

“I’m somewhat ashamed of the way that I dealt with them,” he said. “And of course, because of the system that we were in and the responsibilities and the duties that we had, we had a quick cuddle and then we had to get changed to jump in a convoy with a police escort and drive to the Royal Albert Hall for a charity event. Then step out into a wall of cameras and pretend as though everything’s OK. There wasn’t an option to say, ‘You know what, tonight, we’re not going to go’ because just imagine the stories that come from that.” But remember, he and the adventuress are just desperate for privacy.