Useless Royal Family Has Expensive Event

Why do we care?

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Alright then. I didn’t even want to talk about this bs, but I figured I’d put my 2 cents in on why America should care about these snooty people who have no jobs and live off expensive welfare. They don’t do anything at all.

We had ourselves a revolution over two centuries back because the royals were treating us like bad. They overtaxed us, stopped trade, and wouldn’t less us say what we wanted. So George Washington and his boys began stacking bodies.

Took us a while but we kicked them out. Then they came back in 1812 and Andy Jackson kicked their ass at New Orleans. There’s a great Johhny Horton song about it.

Since then they’ve been OK and our friends mostly. But that doesn’t explain why so many Americans are so into the royal family. It’s not right cause we’re Americans and because most of them are messed up and don’t deserve respect.

The Queen is alright and she does get a lot of credit. But Charles is a dumbwit, Andrew is an f-up, Anne is OK, and Edward is a sissy. William is a nice kid but Harry is a henpecked dumbass and Meghan Markle is a bit** and a half and has got Harry’s pecker in her pocket. Man, if they were from Arkansas nobody would talk to them at church. But we’re supposed to like them because…what…why?

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Fox: Harry and Meghan Markle were booed as they left St. Paul’s Cathedral on Friday morning.

The couple attended Queen Elizabeth II’s Service of Thanksgiving, an event included in Her Majesty’s Platinum Jubilee. The queen herself was not in attendance due to ‘some discomfort’ she experienced on Thursday. Markle and Harry left the church to boos, while Prince William and Kate Middleton received cheers.” Boos. At least the English people got some sense.

One reporter said “must have been painful for Harry and Meghan to be excluded, along with their children Archie and Lili, from the Buckingham Palace balcony.”

“But, in the end, it might have been for the best,” Christopher Andersen, royal biographer,” said. “At the moment, Harry and Meghan are enormously unpopular in the U.K. In a recent poll, an astounding 87% of respondents said they would actually boo Harry and Meghan if they showed up on the palace balcony alongside the rest of the royals.”

The Queen wasn’t feeling good so she blew off one of the events. “The Queen greatly enjoyed today’s birthday parade and flypast but did experience some discomfort,” a palace statement said.

“Taking into account the journey and activity required to participate in tomorrow’s national service of thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral, Her Majesty with great reluctance has concluded that she will not attend. The Queen is looking forward to participating in tonight’s beacon lighting event at Windsor Castle and would like to thank all those who made today such a memorable occasion.”

Prince Andrew, the flyboy jailbait chaser, couldn’t go either. He said he got Covid. Sure he did. “After undertaking a routine test, the duke has tested positive for COVID and with regret will no longer be attending tomorrow’s service,” a palace statement released Thursday said.

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1 month ago

The “Royal” family is more than a bit tanged. Those who know (or knew) them for what they truly are have nothing but contempt and disgust for this bunch of demons. Demons? Yes. The queen—and even worse, the queen mother—are among the highest ranking Satanists in Europe and the world. They are known to practice human sacrifice in sick rituals that would make Hannibal Lector shudder. These bobaroos should have been dealt with centuries ago.

29 days ago

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Last edited 29 days ago by Sara
28 days ago

The question at the bottom of the titled article…”Why Do We Care” Answer…WE DON’T!

Gary Morris
Gary Morris
28 days ago

You are clueless, fricking troll.

Louise J Bleil
Louise J Bleil
27 days ago

The royal family has one redeeming quality that no American president will ever have–especially now. They bind the history and modern presence of the English people together. No matter how great you think a president is, he can never ever do the same thing. because there is only division, not commonality in their agendas..

Last edited 27 days ago by momsense1
27 days ago

We don’t want them here either.