Out To Lunch Biden Misses Hanging With Bigots

He was more sane when he was trapped in a basement.

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Imagine being a White House press aide in the Biden administration. You have no idea what the boss will be saying next. Will he reminisce about Corn Pop? Perhaps he will invite a Teletubby to a summit conference? But even Joe Biden, a man who lost grip of his senses some time ago, will not long for the restoration of cordial social meals with men who would treat black Americans like interiors? No way. Right? I mean, impossible. Right? Wrong.

FNC: “President Biden raised eyebrows during his trip to Ohio when he reminisced about his time in the Senate when he broke bread with ‘real segregationists.’

Biden visited the United Performance Metals facility in Hamilton and was accompanied by both Ohio senators, Democrat Sherrod Brown and outgoing Republican Rob Portman.”

“You know, things have kind of changed since I first got there… I got elected there when I was 29 years old to the United States Senate from a very modest background. And I was there for 36 years before becoming vice president,” Biden said Friday. “We always used to fight like hell even back in the old days when we had real segregationists like Eastland and Thurmond, all those guys, but we ended up eating lunch together. Things have changed. We got to bring it back.”

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Wow. It’s becoming surreal, like he’s an RNC deep cover mole. Of course, conservatives pounced. “Segregationists were famously chill about who got to eat lunch together,” National Review senior writer Dan McLaughlin quipped.

“Nothing like a hot lunch with a segregationist… ” political pundit Dave Rubin tweeted. “[O]f course you ate lunch together. [Y]ou were allowed to sit at their counter,” National Journalism Center program director Becket Adams clarified.

“Brunch with Bigots, am I right?!” The Lafayette Co. president Ellen Carmichael exclaimed. “For one, Biden admitting just casually sharing meals with ‘real segregationists’; second, ‘real segregationists’ seems to be an implied admission that when he says stuff today like ‘Jim Crow 2.0’, he knows it’s not real,” Pluribus editor Jeryl Bier wrote.

“Joe Biden be like ‘ultra MAGA is so extreme and I just long for the days of when I could eat lunch with segregationists,'” Abigail Marone, press secretary for Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., remarked.

White House aides are so afraid that Biden will say something wacky, like wanting to break bread with Kluxers, that they’ve restricted him to a fake White House backdrop instead of the real thing.

“Biden aides prefer the fake White House stage built in the Old Executive Office Building next door for events, sacrificing some of the power of the historic backdrop in favor of an otherwise sterile room that was outfitted with an easily read teleprompter screen,” a press report noted. Ouch.

David Kamioner
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David Kamioner is a veteran of U.S. Army Intelligence and an honors graduate of the University of Maryland's European Division. He also served with the Pershing Nuclear Brigade and the First Infantry Division. Subsequent to that he worked for two decades as a political consultant, was part of the American Red Cross Hurricane Katrina disaster relief effort in Louisiana, ran a homeless shelter for veterans in Philadelphia, and taught as a college instructor. He serves as a Contributing Editor for LifeZette.

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Glenn Lego
Glenn Lego
1 month ago

I have never had negative feelings about any president in the past. I only have negative feelings about this one. I don’t know what to do with them!

1 month ago

Nobody’s home in the attic of his brain.Let’s face it. He’s had two strokes & “probably” some TIA’s too boot. No wonder he can’t “think” straight! Considering his age & “what” hi s handlers are doing, the guy’s doing “pretty good”.UNFORTUNATELY for AMERICA, the “guy’s” a total loser, & Obama’s “running the show”.Let’s go back to Kenya & Obama’s socialist MUSLIM father. Maybe “some” of Biden makes “sense” now. His White House is being “run” by Obama. OBAMA, “the” $20.00 a light bulb” guy. “THE SOLYNDRA “belly-up” California bankruptcy solar panel “guy”, the Iranian “pay” everything “guy” for nuclear “peace”. So “now” it’s time to RIOT for abortion, FORGET INFLATION @ grocery chains OR gas stations, KILLING ALL OF US! Just “look” to the mid-terms, AND”how” your VOTE will once again be “diluted” OR stolen by the INFAMOUS DEMS! As for “ME”, been there, done that, didn’t vote for him AND sincerely “HOPE” for change.I’m PROUD TO BE A DEPLORABLE!

1 month ago

This si me

1 month ago

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1 month ago

He has said more than once that KKK leader Senator Byrd from WV was his mentor in the Senate. A look at his many years of voting should raise eyebrows but he is a member of the party of no regrets or apologies, just trust us.

Stephen Russell
Stephen Russell
1 month ago

Maybe bigots see Biden in DE