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Gutfeld: So, Politico published quite the bombshell – Turns out the emails from Hunter Biden’s laptop were authenticated. Yeah, imagine that. Authenticating things we already knew to be true!

What are you gonna tell us next? Hunter likes blow and hookers? Well done fellas! Everyone in the media take the year off. Too late, you already have. Yeah, this news comes from a new book, but it’s not new to any of us. Thanks to the reporting of the New York Post.

And it was only because the rest of the media wanted Joe to win, that it was buried faster than your kid’s guinea pig you accidentally stepped on because you were drunk. But just for old times’ sake, let’s report the so-called news:

“A person who had independent access to Hunter Biden’s emails” confirms two of the emails the post published. Including one about a potential deal with China with the line “10 held by H for the big guy?” — that is, Joe Biden. I’m guessing that ten had more zeroes following it than Joy Reid’s Twitter account.

Now, we already knew this – because we didn’t ignore Hunter’s former business partner Tony Bobulinksi when he confirmed them a forever ago. The book also confirms that emails released by the Swedish government also match emails from the laptop. Yeah, I know – who knew Sweden had a government?

But it’s that China email that matters – it reveals the Bidens were in cahoots to make a buttload of money with an enemy. That fact would have doomed Joe’s election chances if it was treated like the deadly grenade it was. But thanks to the press. And big tech. It didn’t. They’re more rotten than month-old bagged salad.

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So just for old times’ sake, let’s look back at how the compliant media treated this story when it came out. First, CNN. Check out these graphics. First: how the newest anti-Biden narrative was manufactured. Second: US authorities investigating if recently published emails are tied to Russian disinformation effort in targeting Biden

Reliable sources, my ass. Now, I’d say Stelter should eat some crow, but he might go into toxic shock cuz it’s a protein. His only reliable source is a bucket of raw cookie dough. Remember NPR? “Why haven’t you seen any stories from NPR about the New York Post’s Hunter Biden story? We don’t want to waste our time on stories that are not really stories!”

Yeah, right. NPR you do that. Ignore that story, and focus instead on a legally blind transgender pony who makes a living doing porn. Here’s MSNBC: “Why does Rudy Giuliani have access to peddle this disinformation repeatedly?”

“This is not censorship. Facebook is under no obligation to allow a disputed report that appears to contain disinformation…” And no Joy – they weren’t whips, they were reins.

Joy Reid, Monday: I was not aware that whips which come from the slave era, slavery era, were part of the package that we issue to any sort of law enforcement or government-sanctioned personnel. Were you aware that was being issued to people, that people had that kind of equipment on them that they could use on humans? She has to be a plant. You’d think she’d know a little about being an equestrian, for all the horse s*** she produces.

But now as the whip story evaporates under the glare of common sense, so goes their attention to the border problem. It shall be buried like the laptop. Until of course, they can find one more image to impugn Americans. If only there was some of that on Hunter’s laptop. Then they would report the f*** out of it.