Nobody Gets A Landslide

Neither one of them.

Brett Baier of Fox News has gotten real on this election. He finally understands there will be no Biden big win. “For Trump supporters, they said they knew this all along, in fact, they say it will be a blowout the other way. I don’t see that picture either, [but] I do see a national race that may have some separation [between Biden and Trump states], if you look at the corners of the country.

“If you look at 2016 as a template, if you are within the margin of error, Donald Trump has outperformed that, at least in the past and there is some indication that it is not going to be different. They are already seeing some movement in Florida.”

As for Trump gains in the polls, Baier said it was due to Trump’s recent “barnstorming and whipping up the vote coupled with a recognition among voters that this election represents a binary choice. This is not just ‘we hate Donald Trump,’ this — you go in and you make a choice. Either you choose the Trump administration or Biden and Harris.

“When you get to that choice, it’s not just a referendum on the guy that half the country does not like. I think Donald Trump has done an interesting job focusing on the economy. And I think Joe Biden, if you look where he’s going, is trying to shore up some of that vote.”

Baier is right. Here are the Tuesday scenarios.

1) Biden landslide- Very unlikely. The Democrats are a coastal coalition of panhanders and miscreants. They would have to be the Democrats of yore to pull off a big win. Last Democrat landslide? 1964. When they win they win solid but not by much. To reverse that they would need the stars to align in such a way that is impossible given their ideology. They represent an effete elite that just doesn’t have numbers in real America. So, no Joe landslide.

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I could live with that.

2) Trump landslide- Okay all you Q Anon cretins and Red Tsunami true believers, put down the crack pipe and listen up: No, the make believe forces of Satanic pedophilia and adrenochrome-chomping glitterati will not be overcome in a vast awakening of stout yeoman and American Gothic types. So no, you’re not getting your landslide. To all you normal Republicans and conservatives, it’s gonna be a close run thing. We just don’t have the numbers we did in 1984, the last Republican landslide. Hell, California even went for Reagan and the Republicans then. So stop posting your ridiculous memes about a Trump landslide. Like “fetch,” it isn’t going to happen.

3) Actual scenario: One or the other wins with around 310 Electoral College votes and then, after around two months, Trump wins in the Supreme Court and is reelected. While this is going on, Democrats try more coups and their terrorist allies try to burn down the country…Any questions?

David Kamioner
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David Kamioner is a veteran of U.S. Army Intelligence and an honors graduate of the University of Maryland's European Division. He also served with the Pershing Nuclear Brigade and the First Infantry Division. Subsequent to that he worked for two decades as a political consultant, was part of the American Red Cross Hurricane Katrina disaster relief effort in Louisiana, ran a homeless shelter for veterans in Philadelphia, and taught as a college instructor. He serves as a Contributing Editor for LifeZette.

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