Hillary Nowhere To Be Seen, As Biden Trots Out Obama

This cannot make Hills very harpy...I mean, happy.

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This Halloween about everyone in the Democrat Party was out stumping for Joe Biden except one witch. Yes, Hillary has been sidelined at the most crucial time in the election cycle because Democrat pros know she is bitter, loud, and snakebit. So they have banished her to the sidelines to make one man’s life a living hell. Because I don’t care how much you hate Bill Clinton, he doesn’t deserve this. It may even be against the 8th Amendment.


The Hill reports, “Hillary Clinton has been absent from the campaign trail in the final days of the presidential race, even as former President Barack Obama ramps up his role as surrogate-in-chief for Democratic nominee Joe Biden. A slew of surrogates spanning the ideological spectrum of the Democratic Party have fanned out across the country to stump for Biden, but Clinton — the 2016 Democratic nominee and former secretary of state under Obama — has been noticeably missing. The Biden campaign has deployed Obama, in addition to some of the former vice president’s rivals from the Democratic primary, including Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., businessman Andrew Yang, former South Bend, Ind. Mayor Pete Buttigieg and former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Julian Castro, to battleground states across the country.”

The Biden campaign attempted to get out of this particular hole, “We’re very grateful to have Secretary Clinton’s support and extremely appreciative of the work she’s done to assist our ticket, from hosting grassroots fundraisers to mobilizing voters in battleground states through virtual events,” said Mike Gwin, Biden campaign deputy rapid response director. Notice he said “done” not “doing”? Uh huh. Past tense, and another lamp gets lobbed at our 42nd president.

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Gwin continued: “Democrats stand united this November, and we’ve been joined by growing numbers of Independents and even Republicans who are ready to turn the page on the divisiveness and chaos of the last four years so we can finally unite our country and confront the challenges we face, like stopping this virus and rebuilding our economy.”

Hillary herself recently opined, “I can’t entertain the idea of him winning, so let’s just preface it by that. It makes me literally sick to my stomach to think that we’d have four more years of this abuse and destruction of our institutions, and damaging of our norms and our values, and lessening of our leadership … The list goes on.” Sick huh? So she’s gonna get absolutely gutted when he wins in the courts. She might even pass out from something other than cheap Chardonnay. A fate Bill fervently prays for every night.

“I’ve been in the lobby of the Senate. I’ve been in the Cloak Room and I’ve watched Joe bring people together. We have a lot of the same values in common, the same work ethic, the same belief in America, the same focus on family.” You will soon have another thing in common, Hills. Getting your asses kicked one way or another by Donald Trump.

David Kamioner
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David Kamioner is a veteran of U.S. Army Intelligence and an honors graduate of the University of Maryland's European Division. He also served with the Pershing Nuclear Brigade and the First Infantry Division. Subsequent to that he worked for two decades as a political consultant, was part of the American Red Cross Hurricane Katrina disaster relief effort in Louisiana, ran a homeless shelter for veterans in Philadelphia, and taught as a college instructor. He serves as a Contributing Editor for LifeZette.

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