According to the British newspaper The Manchester Guardian, Leftist white women in Denver, Colorado are paying two race hustling fellow women $2500 a pop for an interesting service. What is it?

To sit at dinner and be told they’re racist.

You gotta admit, for ingenious scams and outrageously gullible marks these two ethically-challenged entrepreneurs have found the mother load.

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Regina Jackson and Saira Rao get bored masochistic wealthy suburban white women to say things like this for $2.5K a throw, “I want to hire people of color. Not because I want to be … a white savior. I have explored my need for validation … I’m working through that … Yeah. Um … I’m struggling.”

Oh, and this from another dumb pinkish matron, “Recently, I have been driving around, seeing a black person, and having an assumption that they are up to no good. Immediately after I am like, that’s no good! This is a human, just doing their thing. Why do I think that?”

Because you’re a cretin.

When Jackson, who is black, and Rao, who is Indian, come up against a woman who is recalcitrant to admit they are a minority-hating monster, they cut right to the chase,  “And what is your racism, Erika?” Rao asks her. A true believer pipes up to help the duo, “I don’t know you, Erika. But you strike me as being really in your head. Everything I’m hearing is from the neck up.”

Because that’s where the mouth is, you blithering idiot.

In keeping with the general victimhood of the evenings, Rao is not shy about expressing her passionate feelings towards the country that gives her the opportunity to print money at the expense of the very people she claims are her racist oppressors, “The American flag makes me sick,” she opines, as she counts all that American currency from white shedevils.

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Saira, why stop there?

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“If Trump were impeached tomorrow and we got a new president (one does not necessarily follow the other Saira- hahahaaha!!!- this writer) a lot of white liberal people will go back to living their lives just as before, and that’s what we have to prevent.”

Oh, we totally agree.

Though we would prefer they just got smarter, not drown their unearned cultural guilt in multi-thousand dollar credit card charges to PC hucksters.

But, far be it from us to get in the way of the free market.