Grow Up, Immature Madonna

She’s certainly no lady — Madonna.

The singer, who might have been shocking once upon a time in 1984 when she sang “Like A Virgin,” or in 2003 when she kissed Britney Spears at the Video Music Awards — is now coming off as completely washed up and sad.

(But these are the people who are backing Hillary Clinton. Go figure.)

At age 58, there was Madonna on stage to introduce the always-raunchy comedian Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden in New York City Tuesday night — when she felt the need to get political. And then sexual. And then gross.

Madonna, using blunt, lewd language, promised to perform sexual favors for anyone voting for Hillary Clinton in November. The crowd thought it was all pretty funny.

Not surprisingly, Madonna is good pals with Schumer, who recently was heckled and booed while on stage in Tampa, Florida, when she attacked Donald Trump with wisecracks that several hundred people in the crowd simply didn’t find funny.

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Also falling into the Crass Celebs category this week: Eminem. The rapper released an eight-minute track called “Campaign Speech,” in which he dissed Donald Trump and his supporters. He also made references to Trayvon Martin, Colin Kaepernick, David Hasselhoff, Stacey Dash, Casey Anthony, and others.

Much of it is so foul and dark that this site can’t and won’t repeat it — just as we won’t report Madonna’s off-color remarks. Some things are better left unsaid.

One of Eminem’s tamer lines about Trump went like this: “Run the faucet/I’m a dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater.”

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